your bespoke psychopath

sherlockismyholmesboy:

butterbeer-and-purplenurples:

cumberqueen:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

yourclosetfangirl:

• #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
• #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
• #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
• #CAN’T BRAIN
• #OH MY GOD
• #’MAIDENHOOD’
• #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
• #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
• #’MADAM OREO’
• #OREO
• #OREO THO
• #BOSOM
• #STAWP IT BEN
• #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
• #OMG
• #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
• #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
• #OH
• #KISS HIM
• #MOTHER OF LOVE
• #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
• #wait what transvestite what
• #HE JUST SAID DILDO
• #DILDO
• #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

MOTHERFUCKING BASS BOOSTING HEADPHONES, HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE MIDWAY THROUGH TO TAKE A BREATHER AND ASK “IS THIS REAL LIFE?”

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    Oh. “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SEX IN THI-ohh, it’s Casanova”

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    thank you, claire. i couldn’t find it back on my blog!!!!!

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    GOOD LORD TAKE ME NOW.

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    I… I don’t know what this is from, but I just… I might need to change my pants.

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    I think I just melted…

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    I’m having a literal eargasm.

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    Jesus fuck. I can’t even…

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    His voice is sex

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